Tag: humor
group name: lotsapoints
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October 11, 2008 10:37 AM EDT --
In the last few weeks before the election, the campaigns are starting to get silly. So we might do the same thing. Here are some of my predictions of the some the "October Surprises" . . . more
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . . more
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December 31, 2007 07:05 PM EST --
Pilots & Control Towers Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:51 AM EST --
For the past three days I've had the new Dunkin Donuts jingle stuck in my head! No matter what I do, every couple of minutes...it's back again bothering me. You'd think I'd have better . . . more
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December 20, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts . . . more
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October 06, 2008 11:29 AM EDT --
Grandparents - this will make you smile
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd . . . more
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May 29, 2008 04:39 PM EDT --
Got this in an e-mail today...
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door . . . more
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May 22, 2008 06:11 PM EDT --
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September 09, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
My email has really gotten interesting since my kids went to college!
Ways the Bible Would be Different if it Were Written by College Kids.
Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning . . . more
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . . more
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September 09, 2008 11:37 PM EDT --
Apparently I never should have had the two that I did!
Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests... . . . more
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September 12, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
A wonderful little gem from my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on . . . more
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September 12, 2008 08:46 PM EDT --
Some of these are more fun then you can imagine!!!
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for . . . more
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January 21, 2008 02:35 PM EST --
"I won! I won!" I shouted out from my computer as my husband was walking by what we call 'the computer room'.
"What'd you win?" He paused to ask.
"The . . . more
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October 09, 2008 02:27 PM EDT --
It was Thursday already as Mr. Murphy stood looking at the coffee pot in his kitchen. He had turned it on, but zip was the perking sound. He jiggled the switch and waiting for something to happen, some . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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October 08, 2008 01:53 PM EDT --
I do drugs. Excuse me while I take a sip of one of my favorite varieties of liquid drug.
(Should I make drug a plural. Is *Blue Mountain Blend making me paranoid? Could it be doing it to you too, maybe . . . more
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March 12, 2008 04:46 PM EST --
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half . . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:51 PM EDT --
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep . . . more
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