Tag: funny
group name: lotsapoints
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October 11, 2008 11:00 AM EDT --
The Perfect Marriage
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April 19, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
Fritos.... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
American Airlines peanuts.... Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's . . . more
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April 19, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
Interstate 10 near Phoenix AZ... State Prison: do not stop for hitchhikers
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho... Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives
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April 19, 2008 01:56 AM EDT --
Little Ones Baby lotion... keep away from children
Fetish Body Mist... not for intimate hygiene
Dial Soap... Directions: use like regular soap
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April 19, 2008 01:59 AM EDT --
Komatsu floodlight... this floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire extinguisher... caution: non-flammable
Earplugs... these . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 4
New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
New York: New Yorkers . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 5
South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee: Driving is not . . . more
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April 11, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I thought this was pretty humorous and had to share. It seems that dogs have "enlisted" turkeys in their plot to overthrow the postal service (he he)!
MADISON, Wis. - Rather . . . more
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . . more
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December 18, 2007 12:50 PM EST --
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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April 12, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
Dumbest state laws part 1
Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
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April 12, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 2
Hawaii: Billboards are outlawed.
Idaho: Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 3
Massachusetts: It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Michigan: Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:48 AM EDT --
REAL WARNINGS FOUND ON:
Wheelbarrow.... do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.
Craftsman Push Mower.... Do not attempt to remove blade while . . . more
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April 11, 2008 04:42 AM EDT --
Okay, some of you may know of the old Art Linkletter show, "Kids say the darndest things!" Well I loved that show, and absolutely love hearing kids say silly impromptu things.
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October 08, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
Spanish computers - Have fun with this one Ladies!
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine . . . more
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December 31, 2007 07:05 PM EST --
Pilots & Control Towers Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give . . . more
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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July 11, 2008 07:16 PM EDT --
Please post one at a time.
Anything that starts with a M goes.
Thanks and have fun dear friends.
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October 06, 2008 11:29 AM EDT --
Grandparents - this will make you smile
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd . . . more
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